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  "Smells like butt." - Bub Palmcallous
 
  "Shut her down." - Old Girl Liza

  "Goin to O's in my mind." - Jack A. Zee

  "Old girl liza aint got no wooden teeth."
   - Jimmy Staycox

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ACT ONE
 
Jimmy tries and he tries, but he never can quite get the porn that he needs. Maybe he and Jack can at least have a peaceful lunch sans any cumbersome officemates. (Flash plug-in is required... if you don't have it, get it here)
   

ACT TWO
 
Jack and Jimmy are off to the Double Cheeseburger Palace for some quick malnourishment and a few laughs, including a rendezvous with Old Girl Liza.