A DEFINING MOMENT forever changed Jack's perception of himself and the world. He was 10 years old at the time, and it involved a girl, her fist, and his teeth. A few capricious words followed by a sharp smack right in the kisser from a fellow 6th grader, and Jack was forever consumed (some might say... well, Jimmy might say... as a fetish) with womens' teeth.

OLD GIRL LIZA is the girl of Jack's dreams and it all has to do with an incident at O's where Liza bequeathed her teeth of wood to him. Actually, she left them there as she was wisked away by Bub. But that doesnt stop Jack from cherising not only Liza but her forgotten teeth as well.

JACK'S BOOKISH/NERDY NATURE makes him attempt to remain inconspicuous at ACA. His way of dealing with the overwhleming alienation of the corporate culture that permeates Dallas is to draw comic books about everything. Jack is what T-Rex would call a "wuss boy who'll never get chicks."