THE AMERICAN CORPORATION OF AMERICA is a distinguished leader in enabling clients to strategize and leverage their market share into a larger playing field. With over 120 current clients, ACA is a master application based commodifier on an international scale. No project is too big, and no client is too small is the motto of the legion of loyal, happy employees.

WINSTON O. MERIKA is the founder and CEO of ACA and has been honored with many business leadership awards, including the Harvarde University Mark of Achievement. Winston has over 25 years experience in project snatching, delegating of tasks, and responsibilty shirking. With over 40 employees under his helm, Winston is a proven leader in today's risky business climate.

THE INFLATED SWINDLE SCHEMATIC is the top-shelf service of ACA. Thousands of successful businesses have relied upon this trademarked scheme to maximize their pyramid, ponzi, and shell game initiatives. Why don't you inquire into this ground-breaking method of money-making? A small fee followed by a nominal consultation charge is all that stands between you and the millions that you deserve. The American Corporation of America is your gateway to wealth and fortune.

PREVIOUS CLIENTS of ACA:
 
Buttsnorter + Associates
Rexaco, International
The American Family Organization
Shirley Merika

FOUNDED: March, 1976
 
SENIOR MANAGEMENT: Winston O. Merika (C.E.O. and President), Dugg Beltman (Senior V.P.), P. Peters (Senior V.P.), Bub Palmcallous (Senior Redneck)
 
NUMBER OF EMPLOYEES: 37 humans, 1 shark, 1 t-rex
 
OFFICES: Dallas (Main Office), Holdenville, Paris (Texas), Strausberg (Missouri), London (Louisiana), Antarctica